Stop, drop, and shop

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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coraregina:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

I just laughed so hard I terrified the cats.

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.

HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. 
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.

This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

For each person there is a sentence—a series of words—which has the power to destroy them.
Philip K. Dick (via averageboywithkeyboard)

hi-im-a-fallen-angel:

all-hail-the-prophet-chuck:

badwolfftw:

joanne-fallen-angel-of-bacon:

crowley-for-king:

jayndmitri:

Brother: So Misha Collins is a carpenter?

Me: Yeah.

Brother: And he’s all about like peace and shit.

Me:….well yeah.

Brother: beloved by millions?

Me: Yeah.

Brother: So he’s Jesus?

Me:

Brother:

Me:

Brother:

Me: Son of a bitch.

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HOLY SHIT 

Well… PRAISE THE LORD

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doesnt westboro baptist church think misha is the antichrist?

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people