Me after summer break.
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.
when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for it
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL