Stop, drop, and shop
plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

lion:

when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for itimage

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

I don’t break that easy.

rumblespheres:

officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of

bees

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

image

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL