Stop, drop, and shop
My Mom: I think you should do your homework.
Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think nah, better not.

Here’s Robert Downey Jr once again mastering the art of telling us nothing, while still managing to avoid threats from Marvel.

everythingmuah:

everything fabulous that is my simple request

everythingmuah:

everything fabulous that is my simple request

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

iamthemisfitboy:

Don’t be late for the skeleton war!

iamthemisfitboy:

Don’t be late for the skeleton war!

descendantof:

The poor widowed wife of a skeleton war soldier cries over her lost husband. This cannot go on. We must stop the fuckboys.

descendantof:

The poor widowed wife of a skeleton war soldier cries over her lost husband. This cannot go on. We must stop the fuckboys.

keesters:

i hope youre ready fuckboy

keesters:

i hope youre ready fuckboy